can u get pink eye on your cock?
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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