i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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