As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
he was CRYING into my vagina
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
How naked do you want me to be?
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