I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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