Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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