Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
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