He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Want updates from david's night out drinking? If so text back DAVID to this number. Std rates apply.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Text me some of your sweat
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