Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
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