I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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