OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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