Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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