she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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