Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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