Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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