It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
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