But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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