she smelled like a LAN party
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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