Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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