I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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