No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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