i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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