she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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