And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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