i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
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