Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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