i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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