obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
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