I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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