Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Want updates from david's night out drinking? If so text back DAVID to this number. Std rates apply.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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