Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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