Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Randomize
