Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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