She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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