I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
The power of my boobs compel you
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