Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
She even gives head with a lisp.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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