That's intense
apparently the secret to your success is patron
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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