Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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