I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
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