You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
I look better un-naked...
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
Randomize
