Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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