Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Dude I just picked up a married chick while her husband was playing pool.
What do you mean you picked her up? How are you gonna leave the bar?
I didn't. I fucked her in the men's room. Come get me before he finds out.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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