I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
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