Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
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