Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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