there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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