It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Someone signed my nipple.
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