i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
well most of my day revolves around power hour
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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