Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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