What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
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