I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
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