no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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