Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
tell me about the eggs
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