Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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