Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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