So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Everclear isn't food dammit
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